By Greg Horner, Informer.
I’m not gonna lie gang: I am BURNT OUT. I had a rough holiday that I mostly don’t remember and on New Year’s I may have committed a bit of light arson. I’d like to use this moment to apologize to Mark – I didn’t know that table was on an episode of Antiques Roadshow.
How was your holiday? Did Santa bring you everything you wanted? Once again I’ve gone another Christmas without receiving my Sony PlayStation®4. Thanks everyone for ruining Christmas again. It wouldn’t have been that hard for all of you to pitch in a few bucks.
My psychiatrist says I need to start thinking more positively so here it goes; how are you? I’m well thanks for asking. Are you excited for your new classes? I’m not either. How’s sobriety treating you? Same.
Seriously when does Spring Break start? This is starting to get lame. Balancing work with school sucks and the best part of break is the momentary reprieve. Now it’s over and I’m back and you’re back and these walls are starting to get a little old.
But here’s to a new semester! Just look at it as one more step to almost getting out of here. Soon you’ll be done and won’t have to worry about school anymore (or at least Delta). One day you’ll be standing in line purchasing a brand new Sony PlayStation®5, looking back on your time here with a smile on your face.
Be the change and all that crap. We have the power to make this the best semester ever. For every person there is a different perspective and for every perspective there is a different truth. If you’d like to purchase more of my teachings you can buy my “Gregology” starter kit on my blog: https://www.geocities.jp/religion/cults/gregology.
With a new semester comes an entirely new reality. For Winter 2016 I’m going to speak with a Scottish accent and I would appreciate it if everyone would start calling me Dallas. My coworkers think this is stupid but they just don’t get Dada. If they wanted to engage in any semester long bits I would support them wholeheartedly.
Maybe it’s a good thing that break is over and we’re all back in purgatory. My liver was starting to hurt from all the exercise I wasn’t doing and I don’t think I can deal with any more lawsuits. I look forward to another semester of procrastinating ‘til the last minute and the many mental breakdowns I’ll suffer as a result.
I hope this was inspiring for you. Keep on keeping on, fake it ‘til ya make it and just hold out until Spring Break.